News Graphic: Muslims Took Over NYC, Washington, DC & Philadelphia 1978-1989

Intrepid researchers have combed through the computer of a suspected Muslim radical and found terrifying evidence of the Islamization of America. While real Americans were asleep, the United Nations-following, multi-cultural adopting, effete, trans-fat-avoiding liberal elite allowed major USA cities to fall to Shariah law! Share with all your friends, neighbors and co-workers!

1978 – Muslims established a foothold in New York City

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1989 – Muslims are the strong majority in NYC, Washington, DC and Philadelphia

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National security analysts vetted for hidden loyalties to the ummah are painstakingly searching through the vast trove of paper and electronic documents trying to understand why the previous religion of these cities was identified as Buddhism and not Christianity. They’re also trying to understand the significance of these cities’ depiction on the west coast of the continent, with cities named with Chinese names immediately to the east.

Update: We’re crowdsourcing to other patriotic Americans the interpretation of this cryptic note we’ve found on the terrorist scum’s computer:

Screenshots from a game of Civilization VI. #OneMoreTurn

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Imperialism II: Commercial Strategy

In my Strategy Guide for 400 Level Imperialism II, I dismissed the idea of choosing a country on an island without other major powers to conquer and plunder. The strategy outlined there works so well that I became bored with Imperialism II to some extent, so I decided to try choosing a nation on an island with 2 or 3 minor nations to either conquer or sway. Continue reading

Imperialism II Strategy Tip: Recruit Military Units to Deter Early Attack

I lost an Imperialism II game, and I realized I needed to update the strategy guide to include another step. Don’t let two “Weak Army” messages appear without planning to build a “bridge army”  to deter an attack from your neighbor, particularly if the empire you about which you are being warned shares a border with your empire. Continue reading

Sample Imperialism II Game on 400 Difficulty Level

As a supplement to my strategy guide for Imperialism II, I have uploaded saves of a game with map key Swibawys where I won at difficulty level of 400 as Portugal. One is at a point where I thought I was going to lose, and the second save is after I had won. I have also uploaded some screen shots as a Flickr set, and I’ve included some comments about strategy tips with each picture.
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Imperialism II Victory on 400 Difficulty Level, a set on Flickr.

First Imperialism II Victory at 400 Difficulty Level

Imperialism II is an excellent turn-based strategy game. I used to have difficulty winning at difficulty level 35, where 100 is “normal.” This screenshot is my memorial to my victory at the highest level of difficulty, 400, which the game calls “well-nigh impossible.”

The map key is Parthyr. I chose to play Sweden. I have three saves at various stages of the game.

  1. 1st Save – Slot 8
  2. 2nd Save – Slot 6
  3. 3rd Save – Slot 4, after victory

This is my strategy guide!

Imperialism II Strategy Guide

Imperialism II is a turn-based strategy game.

The official strategy guide is OK, and its suggestions allow you to enjoy the game’s diverse features, but I want to share with you a much more effective method of winning games. [Updated October 16, 2013] In fact, I almost enjoy the game less now that I know how to win nearly every time at 400 level. [Updated June 23, 2015] Here’s an alternate strategy that does make use of more of the game’s features.

The quickest way to win a game is to share a continent with multiple major powers and conquer them one at a time, all the while maintaining a strong economy by connecting your conquests to your capitol via land transport. Continue reading