News Graphic: Muslims Took Over NYC, Washington, DC & Philadelphia 1978-1989

Intrepid researchers have combed through the computer of a suspected Muslim radical and found terrifying evidence of the Islamization of America. While real Americans were asleep, the United Nations-following, multi-cultural adopting, effete, trans-fat-avoiding liberal elite allowed major USA cities to fall to Shariah law! Share with all your friends, neighbors and co-workers!

1978 – Muslims established a foothold in New York City


1989 – Muslims are the strong majority in NYC, Washington, DC and Philadelphia


National security analysts vetted for hidden loyalties to the ummah are painstakingly searching through the vast trove of paper and electronic documents trying to understand why the previous religion of these cities was identified as Buddhism and not Christianity. They’re also trying to understand the significance of these cities’ depiction on the west coast of the continent, with cities named with Chinese names immediately to the east.

Update: We’re crowdsourcing to other patriotic Americans the interpretation of this cryptic note we’ve found on the terrorist scum’s computer:

Screenshots from a game of Civilization VI. #OneMoreTurn

Ruin Their Labor Markets and Flood Their Healthcare Facilities


While we plan our operations which fill them with terror, we must also work long-term to destroy their societies. Therefore, we must do all we can to send to the United States “illiterate, unskilled, low-skill workers” and our sick, elderly relatives and put them on “supplemental security and Medicare.”

Our Operative Wael al-Kuwayti is Active in Southwestern USA



One of the reasons for our training bases in Mexico and our efforts at entering the United States through its border with Mexico is to connect our operatives with Wael al-Kuwayti, who has been active in the enemy’s southwestern deserts for over six decades. When our operatives reach him, he will instruct them on the use of dozens of important weapons systems.

I was born and raised in Miami and I drink cortaditos and listen occasionally to some reggaeton on the radio. And, in the process, I’ve become very hyper and I’ve acquired some super-dangerous dance moves. ¡Cuidado!

A head of a sleeper cell in Miami, Florida. The enemy will never know what hit him!

2nd-in-command: I’m lactose intolerant. Can I still drink cortaditos?

(via qaidausainfiltration)