Millions of people around the world are looking forward to the end of politically motivated violence with the inauguration of Donald J. Trump to the Presidency of the United States of America on January 20, 2017. The moment he utters the phrase “Radical Islamic Terrorism,” these millions will no longer suffer car bombs, shootings, kidnappings, public executions and vehicle hijackings. What a joyous day! Continue reading
Intrepid researchers have combed through the computer of a suspected Muslim radical and found terrifying evidence of the Islamization of America. While real Americans were asleep, the United Nations-following, multi-cultural adopting, effete, trans-fat-avoiding liberal elite allowed major USA cities to fall to Shariah law! Share with all your friends, neighbors and co-workers!
1978 – Muslims established a foothold in New York City
1989 – Muslims are the strong majority in NYC, Washington, DC and Philadelphia
National security analysts vetted for hidden loyalties to the ummah are painstakingly searching through the vast trove of paper and electronic documents trying to understand why the previous religion of these cities was identified as Buddhism and not Christianity. They’re also trying to understand the significance of these cities’ depiction on the west coast of the continent, with cities named with Chinese names immediately to the east.
Update: We’re crowdsourcing to other patriotic Americans the interpretation of this cryptic note we’ve found on the terrorist scum’s computer:
Screenshots from a game of Civilization VI. #OneMoreTurn